Warning: There’s a lot of salty language towards Jewish people written by a crazy person below.

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Evan Mathis is a bit of a man of the people. He’s very active on twitter, opens himself up to fans, and apparently reads their crazy conspiracy emails. Mathis posted an email he received (asking Mathis to pass it on to Chip Kelly) that is insane and amazing and makes it worth signing Tebow based on this alone. All of that above is totally, one thousand percent, insane. For ease of reading purposes, here’s an excerpt of my favorite part:

“I was so impressed by Tebow and the Lord winning games together despite the obstacles in 2011 that I read the Bible and reclaimed my soul after decades of foolishness and decadence. The fascinating stuff in the Bible that no one ever told me about in my lifetime at religious schools was going to be the next conspiracy e-mail I was going to send you but I was afraid it might blow your mind during the season like it blew mine …

Tebow’s time with he Jets was to get him to NYC to get him to sell-out and join the Illuminati/New World Order. It was a chance to try to get Tebow hooked on drugs, drinking, gambling and/or sluts in NYC. It was also a time to try to get Tebow injured by playing him out of position at punt protector. {Imagine the Media firestorm if they tried with a gay or minority qb.)”

I was also impressed by Tebow and the Lord winning games together. It’s just too bad the Patriots are stronger than the Lord. But then again, maybe he began to become addicted to the gambling and/or sluts in Denver towards the end.