Photo: reader Mike

Photo: reader Mike

Pictured here is whom reader Mike claims is LeSean McCoy, sitting at the Famous Dave’s in Cherry Hill yesterday, waiting for his takeout. He appears to be enjoying himself a cold glass of lemon water as opposed to, say, taking unsuspecting adult females to land far, far away.

Last night on the ‘Gram, McCoy lamented the apparent cancellation of his previously scheduled Cosby party:

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For the pictorially challenged, here’s the full text of that silly rant:

25_mccoySince the media and Internet took my before camp party outta context , I had to switch up my party strategy .
So tonight I’ll be inviting everyone to my back to business party . Featuring DJ @DonaldTrump on the 1’s and 2’s . Special invited guests @RexRyan , @chipKelly ,@Rogergodell , my man Barack .oprah, Carli Llyod , and even that terrible waiter with the awful service from the burger joint is invited. Don’t bring your Id because there won’t be any alcohol anyway.
Open smoothie bar all night tho . Don’t worry bout the confidentiality agreement. No only are ladies invited but everyone is invited , except hulk hogan he can’t come . Maybe even @meekmill and @drake will hit the stage together . Turn up time party time !!!!
#shadyinvite
#djdonald
#donaldplaylist
#billsmafia
#smoothiebar

Not gonna lie– I laughed at the Hulk Hogan line.

In case you’re wondering, reader Mike says he talked to the bartender at Famous Dave’s and was informed that McCoy left the takeout waitress a good tip.

H/T to readers Caitlin, Tom, Brian, Ryan, Dan, Bandit, Chris, Lafe, Brendan, Bill and Mike