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Flyers press release:

Former Philadelphia Flyers center Danny Briere, whose six seasons with the club included some of the most prolific playoff performances in franchise history, announced his retirement as a player on Monday after a 17-year professional career that included 973 NHL games.

“After taking a few weeks to think about it, it’s time to hang them up and spend a little more time at home with the family,” Briere said.  “I’ve been very, very fortunate to have a chance to play with some great organizations, but at this point the family becomes a priority.  The Flyers are where I played the bulk of my career. I’ve had a great time in Philadelphia and have been very, very fortunate to have the chance to play here. I would like to thank Mr. Snider, Paul Holmgren and Peter Luukko along with the coaches, staff, the fans and all my teammates. It’s been a great ride in an area that I still call home.”

Not sure I can recall a time where a retiring non-hall of famer got the immediate press release (and conference!) treatment from his former team. Danny’s got Flyers employee written all over him.

Which position does he get?

A) Broadcaster (closest comparison: Keith Jones)

B) Ambassador (Todd Fedoruk)

C) Postgame Live (Brian Boucher)

D) Assistant coach (Ian Laperriere)

E) Front office or scout (like so many before him)

F) Flyer emeritus (Chris Pronger)

I go E.

Side note: I’m not making fun of Briere– love Danny B. I’m making fun of the Flyers for their predictability.