Honor "The Man" with This Timeless T-Shirt

I might be the biggest idiot around for not making a shirt like this before he was traded. But our designer hit it out of the park with this one. Pure perfection. I apologize to your wallet. Honor The Man with this timeless classic. 10 years from now, you’ll be wearing it while painting your bedroom and your little kid – now in grade school – will ask you to tell him or her stories about The Man. The’ll say, “Who’s The Man?” and then you’ll spend the next 26 minutes talking their ear off about his greatness, catching yourself and stopping just short of the World Fucking Champions speech.

Shirt is printed on high-quality Tultex poly blend. It’s super soft and ever-so-slightly modern-fitting. It is available in heather red and heather blue, and in form-fitting junior sizes, for the ladies.* We accept all major credit cards and, yep, PayPal.

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Note: The hat issue in the original artwork has been fixed. All orders will ship with the corrected version.

*Women’s sizes run small.