Buzz Bissinger, safely removed from his ass-less chaps with perhaps only mild chaffing, called in to the WIP Morning Show today to give his thoughts on Chip Kelly, whom he called a “fraud.” Philly.com’s Rob Tornoe transcribed portions and, well, enjoy:

“I don’t like him because he’s a fraud. He’s a fraud because he gets ordained by the media, and even now they’re too nice to him. He has no clue.”

“It’s his arrogance that I hate. It’s his feeling that ‘I don’t need personnel, I don’t need players, I just need my system. And if we don’t win, it’s because the players didn’t execute my system.’ That’s BS.”

“Would you like to be in the Eagles locker room knowing that you’re completely expendable? That you’re always thrown to the wolves, it’s always your fault, your lack of execution?”

Bissinger calling someone else arrogant is akin to a lemon calling a Crybaby sour.

Also, RADIO WARS: Look at the ridiculous wording in this Tweet from 97.5, doing gymnastics to avoid mentioning that the comments were made on another radio station: