I want to be a billionaire so fucking bad. Buy all of the things I never had, be on the cover of Forbes magazine, smiling… next to… my girl, two everyman-looking friends, and throwing the New York Metropolitans the big old middle digit because my dad owns the MF-ing Phillies!
Loving the Middleton regime. You think cigar magnates take losing well? Take being outclassed by the Mets – THE METS! – well? Take having to watch the Mets go up 3-0 in the NLCS on a cool Wrigley night well? No chance. Phillies in the World Series by 2017. Yeah, sure, 2017. Heard it here. Anything less would be uncivilized.