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Mark Streit Has The Most Awful Sounding Injury Ever
Flyers press release:
Flyers defenseman Mark Streit will have surgery on Tuesday morning to repair a pubic plate detachment. The surgery will be performed by Dr. William Meyers. He is expected to be out for six weeks.
OH COME ON! What does that even mean?! If I tore my pubic plate, I’d retire. Not if I was a hockey player, but now. If I tore my pubic plate, I’d retire from blogging. What’s the sense in continuing on with a torn pubic plate? Tap out. I Googled it and, uh, DON’T DO THAT:
OWWWW. OWWWWWW. OWWWWWWW!
