Chip Kelly spoke to Buffalo reporters on a conference call today and said he’d love to shake LeSean McCoy’s hand:

“I’d love to shake LeSean’s hand,” Kelly said. “I tried to call him after [the trade]. And I talked to his agent after we traded him. I always wanted to talk to LeSean. Again, I have no issues with LeSean at all. He has a great personality, an infectious personality. I have tremendous respect for LeSean.”

McCoy, ostensibly over the whole thing, was asked about the comment and said:

https://twitter.com/MatthewFairburn/status/674665626602983426

https://twitter.com/JoshPaunil/status/674668878660771842

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SOMEONE GET ME MY PIRATE’S BOOTY WHILST I WATCH THIS PLAY OUT!

UPDATE: McCoy had two different media availabilites– one with Buffalo media (shit comments) and one with Philly media, where he was a bit less colorful and actually complimentary of Chip:

So, it would seem, that McCoy made his “can’t shake shit” comment only to Buffalo reporters. He may legitimately be too stupid to realize that they would reach Philly.