Jeffrey Lurie broke some news in Doug Pederson’s press conference today, telling the media that the team will begin what will of course be a very thorough and thoughtful search for a new head of player personnel derp. Previously, it was believed that this might be all Howie Roseman. Lurie refused to give specifics, citing some weird competitive advantage thing, but Jeff McLane WANTED ANSWERS.

Also, standby be for Paul Jolovitz screech at the end.

I can only assume that includes sucking Mr. Luri… never mind.