And now, let’s spend the next four weeks wondering how Dikembe knew, and theorize this was an absolute lock the minute Joshua Harris sold his soul and fired Sam Hinkie – who put the Sixers in this position – hired Jerry Colangelo and then his son, and was the league’s guinea pig for on-jersey sponsorship. Adam Silver isn’t just a receiver. He gives, too.

Fuck this guy:

But not these guys: