Note: Kyle got called in on Dad duty today, so there’ll be no Monday Morning Roundup.

John Bolaris sells real estate now. According to is Twitter bio, he’s the “Sr VP Sports/Entertainment/Black Label Service” – apparently a real title – at The Condo Shop in Center City. If you follow him on Twitter, you’ve likely seen his sales strategy:

I have no idea how often that strategy works (gonna go ahead and assume never), but that didn’t stop him from trying the same thing on Carson Wentz.

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One thing is for sure: If J-Bo wants to sell you a house, he’ll work hard all night sending a handful of tweets to get it done for you.