Sometimes you just want to throw shade

New Eagle Nigel Bradham turned himself into police after a cabana boy was assaulted in Miami Beach over a late umbrella. Here’s what allegedly went down, according to NBC10:

According to statements, a group of six people started arguing with the employee over the length of time it took to bring them an umbrella they had paid for. The verbal argument became physical, with the victim sustaining cuts and lacerations, including one to the back of his head when a glass battle was allegedly smashed over it.

The six people then fled the scene, running toward Ocean Drive and entering a vehicle before speeding away. A phone was discovered at the scene, which was turned over to police as evidence along with a receipt showing Bradham paid for the umbrella with his credit card.

Bradham is accused of striking the victim in the nose, breaking it.

Bradham turned himself in and has been charged in the assault. In a statement, the Eagles said they were aware of the incident and that they “will have no further comment at this time,” as it is an ongoing legal matter.

Bradham is still schedule to report to camp tomorrow.