Now that the dust has settled on the DNC,  we can discuss the important questions: Was Michelle’s speech better than Hillary’s? Does the Bernie or Bust crowd’s constant whining hurt the Dems? And what really happened to Sean Hannity inside that Wawa? We know the answer to that one.

After denying reports that he was booed out of the store, Hannity said it was all about someone getting a little handsy with him:

https://twitter.com/seanhannity/status/757995591825776640

That man’s name is Jonathan Paul Fox, a Bernie delegate from Bucks County. He told Lancaster Online he’d just come from a “late dinner” at McGillin’s when he popped into Wawa and saw Hannity:

“An overtly friendly and charismatic guy, Fox said he walked up to Hannity when he saw the conservative commentator inside. Putting his hand “gently” on Hannity’s shoulder, he said, “My name’s Fox. I’d like my good name back from your channel.”

Fox said he was trying to be funny but the TV personality took it the wrong way. He said Hannity turned to him and told him to “get his hands off” him or he would “pulverize” him.

Sean Hannity hates dad jokes.

I really can’t blame Hannity here. I’m sure he gets a ton of (rightful) shit – and people should continue to give him shit – but being touched by a random person at 1 a.m. in a Wawa is unsettling. You know how awful it is when you’re in a crowded place and someone tries to get by you and instead of just saying “excuse me” they gently place their hand on the small of your back and give you a little push? I’d tell my bodyguards to pulverize those people, too.

Fox thought he could get one more chuckle from the interaction though, and that’s where Hannity goes from “guy I understand” to “grown up baby boy”:

“Then, with his bodyguards at his sides, Hannity was leaving when Fox said he yelled, “See ya, Lumpy.” (The “Lumpy” reference came after former “The Daily Show” host Jon Stewart returned to his late-night form last week, eviscerating Hannity and calling him “Lumpy’)

It appeared to get under Hannity’s skin when Fox yelled it, he said, because Hannity turned around and was furious. Fox said Hannity ushered him outside where Hannity started to put up his fists when a police officer walked by. The TV show host tried telling the officer that Fox was harassing him, but the officer just ignored him and kept walking, Fox said.

Fox said it died down after that and the two groups went their separate ways without incident.

This is actually better than him being booed from the store. The fact that Sean Hannity, a sentient pair of pleated khakis, went all dukes up on someone, tried to tell a cop he was being harassed, and then got ignored is probably the most escalation that could come from a friendly heckling incident. That a cop surrounded by drunkies at 1 a.m would look at a complaining Sean Hannity, the guy who fixes your computer but copies all of your porn for himself, and just give him a “nah”? That’s Philadelphia.