Jim got the post yesterday about how awful (and incorrect) the Chase Utley takes were. He cited BOB’s contribution to the inanity, but I hadn’t actually seen the video, particularly the scorching Rob Ellis portion of it. What the hell is this?

That hot take is so antiquated it’s like a dinosaur got on the Broad Street Line, jumped off at AT&T Station, made its way over to CSN studios, and then breathed hot fire all over the set, revealing itself to be not a dinosaur, but rather a dragon, which are so ancient that they exist only in myths and nerd fiction. This hot take is nerd fiction.