Someone asked Chip Kelly a hypothetical question. Chip doesn’t like hypothetical questions. From Awful Announcing:

“Well, if you’re not, then why’d you ask? This is my deal with hypotheticals, because everyone wants to use them to some degree. If we’re going to use hypotheticals, we should cancel the season, because hypothetically we won the Super Bowl. Let’s go all out with the hypotheticals. Let’s say we won the Super Bowl, so it’s over. And we did it without a quarterback in the hypothetical world that I live in. Wouldn’t that be cool? But it doesn’t work that way. We’re a real literal, black-and-white deal. We’re going to sit down when we find out exactly who’s available. I would hope that based on what he’s done so far, he’s going to be available. If he’s going to be available, he’s going to play.”

I saw someone Tweet yesterday that this will get old real fast. But you know what? I still kind of miss this. It’s that chubby little face– I just want to squeeze it. The video is after the jump.