I feel bad for Ryan Locthe, douchebag. First he gets grilled harder by Matt Lauer than either of the presidential candidates, then he loses all of his sponsors, and now he’s getting bum rushed by lunatics on Dancing With The Stars. The poor guy. He had no clue why people would be protesting, and the sad thing is he’s too stupid to realize that for once he’s not alone in his cluelessness. “I’m doing good. So many feelings are going through my head right now. A little hurt. I came out here and wanted to do something I’m completely not comfortable with and I did and I came out here with a big smile.”

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The sad part is that this whole thing was made worse by the fact that there were initial reports that he made up the whole robbery thing, leading people to pounce on him for, at worst, exaggerating a few details. His entire image is ruined, complete undeservingly. I mean, look what he has to deal with now because Brazilian authorities are corrupt pieces of shit:

But, fun conspiracy theory: These guys are plants by Team Lochte in an attempt to sway public sentiment in his direction. It might have worked.