Howie Roseman poked that big, dumb galoot Lane Johnson in a statement, essentially blaming Johnson for his suspension and torpedo-ing whatever his lawyer has planned to fight it:

“We’re very disappointed that Lane Johnson has been suspended 10 games. His actions have affected the entire organization. We are all working under a clearly-defined set of rules and regulations set forth by the NFL in the collective bargaining agreement with the NFLPA. Moving forward, he has no choice but to hold himself accountable to Jeffrey Lurie, Coach Pederson and his staff, his teammates, and to the entire organization and our fans. When he returns from suspension, we will continue to support him and welcome him back to the team. We are moving on with our preparations for this week’s game in Washington.”

Translation: Lane Johnson is an idiot and very obviously broke the rules despite having already been suspended for PEDs once before and we aren’t going to bother defending his dumb ass and will focus on winning games and being in a position to compete when he returns SOMEONE GET ME A PERIOD.