Sheena Parveen has started her gig in Washington:

There is snow coming tonight. The white stuff. Who’s going to pull me through it? Who will tell us how deep it is? How slippery will it get? WHO’S GOING TO BONE CAPE MAY?

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You know she’s doing this to rub it in. I’m surprised she’s not tagging us all in photos of her and NBC Washington ice skating, holding hands, kissing, binge-watching a deep cable show that we totally said one time we wanted to watch together! Untag. Unfriend. Unfollow. De-poke. It’s over. Don’t let them see you cry. DON’T LET THEM SEE YOU CRY.