The Fat Man continues to troll the bottom of the Eagles’ scrap heap like a pilot fish with a spackle knife doing work on the discarded remains in a shark’s gills. He hired Greg Lewis to be his wide receivers coach, this is after Lewis was fired by Andy’s former assistant, Doug Pederson, thus completing the circle of mediocrity:

The former Eagles wide receivers coach, who was fired this offseason, has landed a job with the Chiefs, according to Alex Marvez of Sporting News.

The link is a natural one, since Lewis played six years for Chiefs coach Andy Reid in Philadelphia, after making the team as an undrafted rookie. He’s joining the team in Orlando this week, where they’ll prepare for the Pro Bowl.

I was real high on Andy this year, but shame on me for thinking that he wouldn’t ejaculate away yet another playoff game with poor clock management and complete obliviousness to time and score.