OHHHHHH SHIT. BIG SEXIES COMING THROUGH.

In how many photos is Howie Roseman the coolest guy in the shot? I imagine this is the only one. Doug, Crusher, that shirt, bro. The wind-swept cling to the gut, complete with belly button hole (he’s an innie). The untucked oversized polo with tight jeans. Then again, he could be dressed like Jeffrey Lurie, who is a fanny pack away from being a middle-aged dad at Disney World. I can’t even with this photo. What shred of confidence I had left that these three men (HANDS-ON OWNER) could lead the Eagles to the promised land has just been shattered. No man, or men, in those jeans and polos can turn around an NFL franchise. It’s not happening. Not even Spuds framing Doug as Crusher can change my mind:

UPDATE: Doug Pederson is literally the water boy: