Video: Knuckle-Dragging Yinzers Beat The Shit Out of Each Other

Stop me if you’ve seen this before: An animal in a Penguins 87 sweater throwing sucker punches at a guy being held in a compromising position.

The video was sent to me by my idiot high school friends, Greg and Bernerd (sic), who I’m genuinely surprised didn’t jump in and start swinging since we went through a phase sometime around junior year where we all greeted each other by pulling sweatshirts over our heads and throwing subtle right hooks.

Anyway, bang up job by security. I can’t believe Santa here wasn’t able to adequately intervene:

And though I’m all for openness and tolerance, I’m throwing my full support behind ICE deporting guys in Crosby jerseys and yeti masks back to the jungle from whence they came:

Cool, bro.