Dario Saric hooked up with Lisa Turtle.

Our well-document Dario Saric-T.J. McConnell bromance reached its Screech not talking to Zack phase after Saric turned the ball over and got an earful from McConnell last night. Here’s the play itself…

… and the heartbreaking aftermath:

Another version of this sequence of events can be seen here:

Poor T.J. Now he’s gonna play out the string of his career by starring in reality porn with butt stuff. I suppose there are worse career arcs.

Side note: I’m kind of blown away that Mario Lopez became the runaway star of the group. For a while there, after Showgirls and Screeched, I thought the Saved By The Bell cast was going the way of the 93 Phils and headed completely off the rails. But the rest of them turned out pretty OK. This is a small win for the 90s. Hell, even Jessie Spano looked shockingly good naked. Screech, on the other hand…

Side note 2: I feel like this post will find its way to Dario and he’s going to have NO IDEA what any of this is about, perhaps because he can’t read English. That, or the gang from Bayside High just made their way over to Turkish TV last year and he’s going to know exactly how soul-piercing Screech ripping Zack’s shirt was.