Didn’t expect a Lou Williams post this morning, did you? Well, I didn’t expect a Phillies team 25 games under .500 and the hot local sports news of the week to be the possible return of Andre Iguodala… so, you play the hand you’re dealt.

Anyway, Lou Williams, the rapping documentarian who wants to bang your wife, was little more than a conduit in the Chris Paul trade that will send him back to LA after only three months in Houston. He’s not happy about it, and he has a real problem with FUCKING NERDS:

The next time you need to explain the merits of the Process to a skeptic? Just recount to them a time when Lou Williams was the leading scorer on a team that featured Elton Brand and Spencer Hawes in the middle. Four years of losing is nothing compared to the torture of watching Williams shoot 28% from three in 2009.