Jahlil Okafors unite!

The Ezekiel Elliott shithead news continues to pile up. As he’s awaiting the league’s decision regarding his suspension stemming from domestic violence accusations last year, and after reports that he broke a guy’s nose, this nose…

… the Dallas Morning News reports that Elliott is appealing a misdemeanor conviction for driving over 100 m.p.h. in a Dodge Charger:

Dallas Cowboys running back Ezekiel Elliott is dealing with even more off the field troubles, this time in Collin County.

The 21-year-old is appealing a misdemeanor conviction for speeding after a state trooper clocked his 2016 Dodge Charger traveling 100 mph on the Dallas North Tollway near Lebanon Road in Frisco earlier this year.

The appeal bond was posted Friday, and the case was forwarded to the county court at law Monday, according to court documents. That court has yet to assign the case to a judge.

A Dodge Charger, really? OK, Vin Diesel. Have a modicum of self-respect if you’re an NFL millionaire… or any millionaire… or just a guy who can afford really expensive cars. I kind of liked Elliott last year, but he’s getting easier to hate by the minute. The multiple violent encounters were one thing, but putting your millions into a Dodge makes me irrationally angry. Cue the comments from the unrefined masses.