OHHHHHHHHHH YEAH WE’RE BACK, BABY!

I get so horned up for this shit that I should probably call a doctor. After almost a year of calm, pacifist diplomacy, multiple seats have opened up at 97.5 and the JOCKEYING has begun.

Yesterday, Rob Tornoe FLOATED the idea of Tony Bruno being the new 97.5 morning show co-host alongside Anthony Gargano. The maestro’s sources remained quiet on that front. I checked with Ms. Robin, Tony’s girlfriend and de-facto manager, but didn’t receive a reply to a follow-up question asking whether there was anything to the report.

Enter Marks, the former 97.5-er who knows Tony and thinks this is a 100% Bruno-driven agenda:

Piew, piew, piew, piew! That’s how I would imagine you would spell the sound of missiles being fired at key Bruno infrastructure. Marks is pulling NO PUNCHES in weighing in on Bruno’s motivations.

The article he linked to is from when Bruno attacked Missanelli last year. The Facebook live video that was embedded has indeed been deleted, though it’s hard to know if it was for nefarious reasons.

Marks is insinuating the Bruno and Gargano have not always been friendly. All I know on the matter is that they both live at Dockside and have never had any ill-will, of which I’m aware. Marks, of course, worked with Bruno for several years.

Another name being thrown out there is Bob Cooney, who has co-hosted with Gargano in recent days and I’m hearing is loved by 97.5 program director Matt Nahigian.

We don’t know what will happen with the 97.5 morning show co-host search, but we do know that Bruno has entered the battle and that Marks has just launched a unilateral attack into some of his most important infrastructure. Someone just shot the Archduke. The war may soon be underway. GET THE BAND: