SELL. SELL. SELL. The Cowboys stock. Do it now. Karma backwash, sophomore slump is off to an excellent start (for everyone but the Cowboys).

Ezekiel Elliott will indeed be suspended for six games for violating the league’s personal conduct policy. According to some reports, the suspension stems not as the result of one incident, but rather as the result of multiple accusations and actions.

He was accused of several counts of domestic violence last summer, and so far this offseason he has pulled down a woman’s top in public and allegedly broke a dj’s nose. Basically he’s being suspended for just being a Dallas Cowboy.

He will have three days to appeal.

On a related note, later today, Carson Wentz will meet with underprivileged rabbits and then serve food to the homeless children, all in the name of doing God’s work, begging the question is Carson Wentz too religious?