Lenny Dykstra had a strange day yesterday. It started off well enough – with Nails releasing a touching video tribute to Dutch on Facebook at 5 a.m. – and then spiraled into whatever dark hell in which Lenny resides by the time he called into Mike Missanelli’s show at around 5 p.m.

Here is but a sampling, with Lenny first talking about the Phillies’ clubhouse pharmacy and then his overtures toward Jane Fonda:

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Mike eventually cut him off. Which is a shame, because Lenny was just about to talk about his $180k teeth.

You can listen to the full interview around 3:10:00 here.