New NBC Sports Philly roving reporter Taryn Hatcher signed off her Hawaiian TV station last night (or today, I’m bad at timezones). She’ll be headed back home to Philly.

Caution: There’s a lot of Hawaii in this video:

Also, can we talk about this blockhead and his clap at 1:10?

+262 Taryn doesn’t make it back here and winds up in this guy’s freezer cut into 1,000 slices, each arranged in a way so as to position her as she was in his favorite outtake:

Hot flash no more, my little peanut butter cup. Hot flash no more.

Oh well, this is Taryn Hatcher. Can’t wait to meet her. If we get to meet her.