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Sarge Showed Off His Philly Phaithful Cholly-San T-Shirt Last Night

The Phillies erupted for six runs last night.

Now, you may be asking yourself: "self, what mystical forces were behind such an unexpected outburst?"

Did Shane sacrifice a live chicken? Did someone construct an odd bat arrangement in the bathroom? DID GARY MATTHEWS WEAR HIS PHILLY PHAITHFUL “CHOLLY-SAN” T-SHIRT?!

Well, yes he did.

Much to the delight of our fine partners, Sarge busted out his Cholly-San t-shirt last night at Citizens Bank Park in an effort to lift the spirits of players and your favorite manager, Charlie Manuel.

We'll let Sarge explain:

“Charlie laughed. We have one for Charlie. Matter of fact, we have one for all you guys. I put in some more orders, even some of the guys that are in the truck that works with us. So we’ll be walking around representing Charlie Manuel." 

"I just kind of wore it out there to break the monotony up a little bit, and just to give the guys kind of some laughs. I said, let’s just wear this Charlie Manuel shirt, maybe that will give them some strength.”

 

Which it did. The Phillies won 6-4, obviously proving that the Cholly-San t-shirt is good luck and will prevent us from watching six months of lackluster offensive efforts.

So what are you waiting for? You should probably pick one up. After all, you like runs, don’t you?

Video of Sarge’s modeling efforts, after the jump.

Save 10% on Philly Phaithful's New Baseball T-Shirts

Our friends at Philly Phaithful are back with their baseball lineup.

Want to celebrate The Big Poker’s dick-swinging shrewdness? Checkmate. Charlie’s playing days in Japan? Cholly-San. Cheesesteaks and aces? Um, Cheesesteaks & Aces.

And don’t forget, pissing excellence returns for a second season:

 

Save 10% by using code cb10. Buy one. Or save 20% by purchasing a 3-pack of Philly Phaithful t-shirts for $60. 

As always, Philly Phaithful jams are printed on high-quality American Apparel t-shirts.

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Philly Phaithful Launches Two New Sixers T-Shirts To Get You On Board

Hello, hoppers. Our friends at Philly Phaithful provide you with all the gear you need to get. right. on. dat. bandwagon. Their latest jams, Collins in 2012 and Jews For Lou and Jrue (their proprietor is Jewish, so he tells me it’s “OK”), are here to satisfy your hoops apparel needs.

As always, Philly Phaithful products are printed on high-quality American Apparel t-shirts. And you can get 10% off the new shirts by using code cb10.

Better yet-- if you’re a woman, or a guy in need of a V-Day gift, take 15% off all women’s apparel now through Valentine’s Day. Just use code cupid12.

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Introducing Manning Face, The T-Shirt (and Hoody!)

It runs in the family, that sad face.

Introducing Philly Phaithful’s latest jam: Manning Face. It’s a shirt that pays homage to those sad lips that we’ve all come to love. And what a better time to celebrate the misfortunes of Eli than this week, when we actually have something to, um, celebrate. Get the t-shirt or hoody for 10% off using code cb10 now through end of day Thursday. 

As always, Philly Phaithful products are printed on high-quality American Apparel shirts. Get one (or two) right here. The hoody here. 

New Philly Phaithful Flyers T-Shirts Hath Arrived

Hey there. Pick your head up from that desk for just a second. I know it hurts. I know the entire baseball season hinges on a thin slab of rubber. But let’s not forget, the new-look Flyers kick of their 2011-2012 campaign in Boston, where the Stanley Cup Champs will raise their banner, tonight.

Feel better? I thought so.

Philly Phaithful has just launched their new line of Flyers t-shirts, and, well, they’re spectacular.

Yes it does, Jaromir

Look at those flowing locks on Jagr (I never thought I’d write that sentence) or the celebration of puck bunnydom, Broad Street Broad. They’re all here. They’re all available. And they’re all 10% off with code cb10. 

As always, Philly Phaithful products are printed on American Apparel t-shirts and come with free shipping.

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Your Pissing Excellence T-Shirts Hath Arrived

Now you can wear his excellence.

Our favorite steed takes the mound every five days and sprays a steady stream of golden-hued near-perfection on his adversaries. We thought it would make for a good t-shirt.

We’re thrilled to introduce our first-ever co-branded jam with Philly’s leading sports apparel company, Philly Phaithful, made exclusively for CB readers.

Look at this wonderful steed:

The arched back, the wagging tail, the vibrant stream... the horn- it’s all here. You can order yours TODAY and receive it in plenty of time for the playoffs. 

Where does the term “Steed” come from, you ask? We’ll refer you to our Definitive Phillies Man Crush Guide:

The Steed is going to rock your world. He’s not just going to dominate on the mound, he’s also going to get a hit or two- perhaps a home run, swipe a bag, make a ninja-like play in the field, and probably chat it up about Bigfoot in the dugout. How could you possibly not be completely obsessed with that? He’s like that hopped up on Red Bull and vodkas conquest at the bar who keeps looking at you with those f**k-me eyes and ironic smile. You’re never quite sure if she’s being genuine or if she’ll return your phone calls - since she likes the chase more than the prize... and that’s OK by you. In fact, it makes her all the more desirable. That’s the steed in a nutshell: f**k-me eyes, ironic smile. Figuratively speaking, of course. 

 

As always, Philly Phaithful shirts are printed on high-quality American Apparel material. And - available only to CB readers - you can use code cb10 to receive a 10% discount on your purchase. 

Get yours right here.

Philly Phaithful Clearance Sale, Save up to 40%

I'm clearing out my inbox to prepare for what promises to be three straight months of blogging about Eagles dominance and a Phillies World Championship run. Philly Phaithful is clearing out their shelves! Buy! Buy! Buy!

Here's the deal, save up to 40% on select styles and get three shirts for $50 all weekend long. As always, Philly Phaithful shirts are professionally designed and printed on high-quality American Apparel t-shirts.

You can shop right here.

Vick Gets Contract, We Sell T-Shirts: Introducing Super 7

Our  friends at Philly Phaithful were, as usual, all over this with a Michael Vick Super 7: Faster Than Umenyiora t-shirt ready to roll.

Look at those beautiful green and silver lines with the 7 nameplate slapped to your chest on high-quality American Apparel product. It comes in both t-shirt and hoody. Use code cb10 to save 10% off your order. Men's and women's sizes available.

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Introducing Ed Wade "The Gift That Keeps on Giving" T-Shirt

Not too long ago, I saw former Phillies and soon to be ex-Astros GM Ed Wade at Villanova, where his daughter worked as a manager for the basketball team. I seriously thought about walking over to him, gently squeezing his ass, and whispering into his ear, “Thanks, Ed.”

But that would have been weird, so I just kept walking, silently celebrating the myriad stars he has sent our way: Brad Lidge, Eric Bruntlett’s beard, Roy Oswalt, and Hunter Pence. 

I detailed all of the dope's dealings with his former protégé last week, and now it is my great pleasure to present to you the latest jam from our friends at Philly Phaithful: Dopius Maximus, the gift that keeps on giving. 

Order by 11:59 P.M EST Sunday (wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men!) and save 10% with code cb10. As always, Philly Phaithful tees are printed on high-quality American Apparel t-shirts.

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"Good Game, Let's Go Eat" T-Shirts

They hath arrived.

HP3 likes to cap off a solid victory with a nice post-game spread, and now you can too. Sort of. Introducing the Good Game, Let’s Go Eat t-shirt from our fine partners at Philly Phaithful. 

As always, all Philly Phaithful products are professionally designed and printed on high-quality American Apparel tees.

And, in case that isn't enough incentive to pick one up, we’ll throw in a little added bonus: Order now and use code cb10 to save 10%. The code is good until the Phils lose another game... which might be a while, actually.

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LeBron James Ringless T-Shirt

You can get yours right here.

Introducing Bitter Beard Face T-Shirts, Save 12.6%

Just in time for the return of Jayson Werth (almost like it was planned or something...), comes this latest jam from Philly Phaithful: Bitter Beard Face.

Oh look at that: Perfectly tailored center point beard, douchey glasses which say I don't need your conformity, dollar sign on hat, overly bitter why didn't the Phillies think I was worth this much my career-high 99 RBIs just begs to be paid nine figures look? It's all here.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

Order between now and the end of the Nats series, May 5th, and receive 12.6% off. Use code dudegotpaid. That's a CB exclusive.

Mens and womens sizes available. Get yours here.