Taser

(Source:  Steven Falk, Philadelphia Inquirer)

This is definitely the most important thing this cop has ever done.  Look at the rotation in that muffin top, the eyes, perfect taser form, "Stop or My Mom Will Shoot" scowl, and Rosie O'Donnell series blue cargo pants.  Oh yeah, he's got it all.  Paul Blart eat your heart out.

This was the first time Philadelphia Police have ever tasered a fan at game.  All we know is that his name is Steve, he is 17 years old and from Boyertown.

Check out Raul Ibanez in the second video, for those of you who think that he may have lost a step, watch how quickly he gets out of the way when he sees the officer raise his hand.  Priceless.    

And is it just me, or from far away does it not look like he is being shot?  Not sure what I would have thought had I seen this in person.


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