Ryan Howard's New Girlfriend

She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends

Make $125 million dollars, get Victoria's Secret model girlfriend.

Ryan Howard can check that one off the life list.  According to MyFoxPhilly, Howard has apparently dumped his local teacher/Eagles Cheerleader girlfriend (she was soo 2009) in exchange for Victoria's Secret/SI Swimsuit model, Selita Ebanks.  Zoiks!

Ebanks used to be engaged to rapper Nick Cannon, which can only mean one thing… Ryan Howard has now entered "rap guy girlfriend" territory, the pantheon of all dating circles.

Let the Ryan Howard recent struggles/has new model girlfriend excuses commence!

I'll start… "Perhaps his head has been elsewhere."

Ryan Howard, our newest Pat Burrell Award for Awesomeness and Cavorty award (redundant?) recipient.

And here, we already did the Google search for you.