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Ask your doctor if Moyer is right for you.

Check out this scene from FX's new comedy "Louie", based on the stand up comedy of Louis C.K. Louis' lady friend is turned on when he lists all the reasons why he is old, throwing her over the edge at the 2:48 mark when he says:

I am older than every Major League Baseball player, except for Jamie Moyer.  I think he still plays for the Phillies.

I can't imagine what would have happened if he mentioned the complete game shut-out.  

And so begins our quest for readers to determine which Phillies player elicits the best bedroom response…

This clip is NSFW, so view with caution.