K-Rod Has a Torn Ligament in His Thumb

Karma is a bitch.  What does this teach you, kids?  Beat the shit out of your faux father-in-law- tear a ligament in your thumb.

Mets reporter Andy Martino (@surfingthemets) says that Francisco Rodriguez tore a ligament last week when he "rained blows" on Carlos Pena's head.

If it wasn't something that required surgery, I would almost have thought this to be a fake injury, so the Mets could get K-Rod out of their clubhouse.

Let's compare.  Chase Utley tears his thumb ligament hustling to stretch a single into a double.  K-Rod tears his beating his girlfriend's father.  Ladies and gentlemen, your New York Mets.