Phanatic_naked_werth"Mine's bigger" [pic via @jwerthsbeard]

The Phillie Phanatic is featured on this month's Real Sports with Bryan Gumbel on HBO, as part of a segment on mascots.  Dave Raymond (@emperoroffun), the former and original Phanatic, was interviewed and even dropped an F bomb.

Good segment, with a rather unnecessary barb at Philly fans.

Video, plus a whole slew of your captions to this pic, after the jump.  Slightly low audio.

  • Mike DaDad Hunsberger if you kiss me .i'll stay
    2 hours ago · 
  • Mike Moser I left my shirt in your hotel room.
    2 hours ago ·  ·   2 people
  • Anne Crawford Did you steal my razor too?
    2 hours ago ·  ·   6 people
  • Jesse Cusatis ‎…not again….
    2 hours ago ·  ·   1 person
  • Kara Smith I'm gonna miss you next year buddy 🙁
    2 hours ago ·  ·   2 people
  • Tom O'Donnell Phanatic: its like looking in a mirror, look at all that hair
    Werth: ALRIGHT ALREADY, I'll shave part of it
    2 hours ago · 
  • Holly Alaina Redden this is funny. Jayson is looking like what the heck lol!
    2 hours ago · 
  • Jimmy Queen ooooo jesus, did you lose it again!
    2 hours ago · 
  • Maryann Amoroso OMG Phanatic, you're naked! Go put your uniform on before they taser you!
    2 hours ago ·  ·   7 people
  • Ricky Mcfall that image is priceless, lol
    2 hours ago · 
  • Tara Wallace Let's dance
    2 hours ago · 
  • Matt Wise i cant see my dick >.< i need to get in shape
    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • John S. Geruc Have fun with the Yankees.
    2 hours ago · 
  • Rob Halladay DeWar when i lie down i become one with the grass
    2 hours ago ·  ·  2 people
  • Peter Gramling yuck
    2 hours ago · 
  • Alex Brown no I'm not touching that!!
    2 hours ago · 
  • Matthew Widmaier Hey.. Come here often?
    2 hours ago ·  ·  2 people
  • Stephen Wermuth My mom kinda wishes Jayson and the Phanatic would switch roles for this shot…
    2 hours ago ·  ·  2 people
  • Paul Amarando ‎"Ok I showed you mine now it's you turn "
    2 hours ago · 
  • Balle Singh how you doin
    2 hours ago · 
  • Neerav Sheth Hey Werth! How you doin? 😉
    2 hours ago · 
  • Joe Zmijewski Galapogas Island Strip Club!
    2 hours ago · 
  • Matt Swan can i get yo numba?
    2 hours ago · 
  • Marcy McGinnis What are you doing tonight BIG BOY 😉 haha
    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Kelly Riccobene omg too funny
    2 hours ago · 
  • Claudine Kleine Yu Rhodes ‎"You tryin' out too?"
    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Kat Simmons Phanatic needs to put some clothes on!!! Nek'd!!!
    2 hours ago · 
  • Matt Hotts you cant have my razor either

    or

    which part of you did you really shave with jeters razor?

    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Cindy Deluzio Will the real Phillie please raise your hand!
    2 hours ago · 
  • David Arnold Green Fuzzy Dudes Need Lovin' Too!
    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Jacky Royles God Damn it… Security!!!
    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Mark Crane I'm not sharing my Tastycake with you, Roy.
    2 hours ago ·  ·  2 people
  • Connie Gallagher Hutchison OMG! The phanatic is NAKED!
    2 hours ago · 
  • Jason Olivieri WERE GOING STREAKING !!!!!
    2 hours ago ·  ·  3 people
  • Sean Connolly It's cool just getting over a hangover
    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Jim Angstadt I got something for your new agent RIGHT. HERE.
    2 hours ago ·  ·  3 people
  • Rob LeftTibula Grabel i told you ill pay you when i get in the dugout.
    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Scott Small bout time ya hit with runners on base!!hahah!
    2 hours ago · 
  • James Ivey Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
    2 hours ago · 
  • Dennis Mauler Hope you don't get tazered dude
    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • John Sabol ‎5 dollar make you hollar!
    2 hours ago · 
  • Rob Clerk I can't believe I'm being relieved by the mascot. Either I'm doing really bad or we believe we're going to win.
    2 hours ago ·  ·  2 people
  • Colin Moran ‎"September call-ups are getting seriously out of hand."
    2 hours ago ·  ·  2 people
  • Pete Carpinona IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN, OR IT GETS THE BRAVES AGAIN
    2 hours ago ·  ·  4 people
  • Marie Stinger Im not signing anything till you put some clothes on!!!
    2 hours ago ·  ·  2 people
  • Mark Fox Phanatic: "I don't remember last night." Werth: "That makes the two of us, maybe its a good thing.."
    2 hours ago ·  ·  2 people
  • Denise Thompson Bartle Priceless….
    2 hours ago · 
  • Brett MacMinn did u use my razor?
    2 hours ago ·  ·  2 people
  • Patricia Lewis LOVE this pic…and this thread, LOL!!
    2 hours ago · 
  • Cindy Deluzio One Phillie Phanatic…….Two Jayson Werth
    Having them both in a picture……PRICELESS!!
    2 hours ago · 
  • Timothy McDonald lucky we won since you cant field a ball in Right Field… Man your defense is punching your ticket OUTTA here!!
    2 hours ago · 
  • Nick Costa I'm thinkin they baked reefer in jesus's cookie
    2 hours ago · 
  • Jennifer Bielecki ‎@ Stephen Wertmuth….me too! 😉
    2 hours ago · 
  • Keith Silva Will this make you stay?
    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Pete Kesselring ‎"I dont give a fuck"-phantic
    2 hours ago · 
  • Kelly Head Eeegads…I need a shave.
    2 hours ago · 
  • Joseph Hruniuk Phanatic-What are u lookin at? Werth- A big naked green creature?
    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Joe Quillen Sorry Phanatic, I don't have any razors for you.
    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Stacy N Pete Smulligan ‎"No Ruben, I'm not staying for that price even if you wear that!"
    2 hours ago ·  ·  3 people
  • Tony Verduci Phanatic: NOW do you want to stay here Jayson~? 😉
    2 hours ago ·  ·  2 people
  • Vince Renzi youre hairier than me!
    2 hours ago ·  ·  2 people
  • Marcy McGinnis Where can I tuck the dollar at?
    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Dayron Peña love at first sight lol
    2 hours ago · 
  • Robert Delaney this is what happen if the statue of liberty ever sneezed one big green buger
    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Jeaneene Sponenburg Phillies Cause Phanatic to Phorget!
    2 hours ago · 
  • Joe Zmijewski Jayson… I Sold my Shirt so The Phillies can Sign You!
    2 hours ago ·  ·  3 people
  • Bob Muck Jr m ready to get tazed
    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Krissy Ketler Gleason For the love of god…I am not going to give you head, jayson—quit asking!!!!!!
    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Karla Heartsfield Werth to Phanatic! "How many times do we have to tell you? YOU'RE OUT!!
    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Susan Brill great pic of jason and the phanatic!!!!!!
    2 hours ago · 
  • Karla Heartsfield lol! This Pic is a Riot!!:D
    2 hours ago · 
  • Sal Scaramuzzino Jr. ‎"DON'T TRIP ME, BRO!"
    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Sean Porter Where's your clothes?!?!?
    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Stephen Lewis Werth says "dude you got robbed! So who jumped you?"
    2 hours ago · 
  • Marcy McGinnis Werth says "Weren't you just trying to get Lei'd by Shane"
    2 hours ago · 
  • Steve Kapschock Jayson: So YOU'RE gonna be taking Katy Perry's spot on "Sesame Street"?
    2 hours ago ·  ·  2 people
  • Sean Ounan Oh shit! Rob Van Wiknle. Is that really you?
    2 hours ago · 
  • Matt Lappas Where's my razor
    2 hours ago · 
  • Jacki Moore I know its hot, but for crying out loud, Phanatic, put some clothes on!!
    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Nick Chingas Let's do it. I promise you it'll be werth it!
    2 hours ago · 
  • Kurt Cortazzo DO SOMETHING…
    2 hours ago · 
  • Kraig Lasher ‎"Man Phanatic, get Jeter to shave you, you already used his razor."
    2 hours ago ·  · 
  • Nick Chingas Lets do it. It'll be werth it!
    2 hours ago ·  · 
  • Tricia Busby Nekkid? NEKKID? Kid's got enough on his plate, help a brother out Phanatic, keep your clothes!
    2 hours ago ·  · 
  • Kraig Lasher damn I was def not original on the shaving thing haha
    2 hours ago ·  · 
  • Kelly Taylor Give me my pants back Jason
    2 hours ago ·  · 
  • Mary Gallagher-Eaton Cool … No Tan Lines !
    2 hours ago ·  · 
  • Matthew Dignan This mouth is this large for a reason 😉 kinky
    2 hours ago ·  · 
  • Steve Galan LOLbraves
    2 hours ago ·  · 
  • Edward Regan If your streaking you better run faster or you gonna get tazed!
    2 hours ago ·  · 
  • Steve Galan seriously theyre probably both just making fun of the braves
    2 hours ago ·  · 
  • Chris Haldeman Uhhhhhhhhhhhh. What's up? My cock!
    2 hours ago ·  · 
  • Deb Schoch I said meet me right after the game, NOT in right field
    2 hours ago ·  ·  2 people · 
  • Kate Daisey Love it!!!
    2 hours ago ·  · 
  • Matthew Carson When the Phanatic said that he'd streak on the field if the Braves seriously lost to the NATIONALS…Jayson thought he was lying.
    2 hours ago ·  · 
  • Troy Michael Vincent IM NOT CHASE UTLEYS WIFE, BUT IM NAKED AND RIGHT INFRONT OF YOU.
    2 hours ago ·  · 
  • Tom Pierson ‎"We're going streaking to the quad…everyone's doing it!"
    2 hours ago ·  ·  3 people · 
  • Maryann Pennise Kugler Did you use my razor?
    2 hours ago ·  · 
  • Oscar Cruz STREAKINGGGG!!!!
    2 hours ago ·  · 
  • Brent Rohm Can I have your socks?
    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person · 
  • Cathy Melfi Buff meets Gruff.
    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person · 
  • Jenifer Sill You mean I'm not dreaming, I really am naked at work?
    about an hour ago ·  ·  1 person · 
  • Justin Geller ‎"Can you check this out and tell me what it is?" -Phanatic
    about an hour ago ·  · 
  • Gregory Huber Excuse me Mr. Alien we're trying to play a baseball game here.
    about an hour ago ·  · 
  • Ashley Leibouvitz the two sexiest & hairiest men in baseball. 🙂
    about an hour ago ·  ·  1 person · 
  • Shawn Cunningham ‎3 more games-Phanatic
    about an hour ago ·  · 
  • Paul Monistere ‎"Ethel, PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON"
    about an hour ago ·  · 
  • Mary Brown You talkin to me? I said, are you talkin to me!?!
    about an hour ago ·  · 
  • Matt Hagy JAYSON, WE'RE GOING STREAKING!!!!
    about an hour ago ·  · 
  • Doug Bryson Now that I'm doing commercials can you give me Scott Boras's number? He could get me a movie deal.
    about an hour ago ·  · 
  • Meredith Stevenson I didn't realize it was a clothing optional game….
    about an hour ago ·  · 
  • Lynda Sheeron I've got Jeter's razor do you want it?
    about an hour ago ·  · 
  • Ruth A. Chestnut Who Me !!!!!
    about an hour ago ·  · 
  • Chris Oakes What? They gonna trade me for YOU?
    about an hour ago ·  · 
  • Alex Shaffner uh…yea
    about an hour ago ·  · 
  • Kim Hanley Hey Jayson, What's it werth to you?
    about an hour ago ·  · 
  • Gregory Repice Can you tell my how I register as a sex offender?
    about an hour ago ·  · 
  • Princess Kimba Holland I just can't quit you!
    about an hour ago ·  ·  1 person · 
  • Patrick Grant aka date night. werth goes to phanatic. and will you for the love of GOD PLEASE PUT ON A FUCKING SHIRT
    about an hour ago ·  · 
  • Alex Hargaden Jason, you DO NOT lead the league in hair, I DO!!!!
    about an hour ago ·  · 
  • Steffen Personette ‎..this is akward..
    about an hour ago ·  · 
  • Ed McGowan It ain't easy being Green!
    59 minutes ago ·  ·  1 person · 
  • Abdul Dajani Hey werth i'm feelin good 🙂 keep it up
    52 minutes ago ·  · 
  • Brit Lee Yo phannie put some shorts on.
    49 minutes ago ·  · 
  • Charlie Gagliardi if you stay, you can have it all
    47 minutes ago ·  · 
  • John C Nickle ‎"Dad is it really you! ! !"
    41 minutes ago ·  · 
  • John Rossi Dude, this is not Varsity Blues and you are not Ali Larter.
    41 minutes ago ·  · 
  • Gregory Huber And on that day the Phanatic made Philadelphia the capital of baseball streaking.
    38 minutes ago ·  · 
  • Theresa Mehall ‎" Werth, how bad do you wanna stay?"
    31 minutes ago ·  · 
  • Ron Damiani Jr. Dude… If you don't put on a shirt right now, I'M going to TAZE you!
    21 minutes ago ·  · 
  • Dan Morgan Is that a zucchini in your pants or…oh…you don't have any pants…
    18 minutes ago ·  ·