Cliff Lee was bad last night.  Real bad.  Michael Jackson (here if you didn't get the reference).

Just how historically bad was he?  Well… [Hardball Talk]

Based on Game Score, which is a Bill James invention that uses various aspects of a pitcher’s performance to calculate one number representing the strength of each start, Lee’s outing ranks as the 13th-worst in Game 1 history.

Meanwhile, when Juan Uribe hit his home run last night, a bunch of folks in San Francisco got high.  Every time a Giants player hits a home run in the World Series, a local bud bank will be giving away a free joint to people in the area.  Ahh, the West Coast.  Ironic, or maybe not so much, because Tim Lincecum smokes pot.  [TMZ]

This kid is going as Ron Washington for Halloween.  Funny, because Ron does coke- no really, he does.  In a way, you could say Lincecum was a gateway story to this picture.  Or something like that.

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Finally, Pat Burrell in ass-less chaps. 

In case you haven’t seen the video, Brian Wison, who is actually rather hilarious, did an interview with Chris Rose earlier this season and in it had a dude in leather S&M garb walk by in the background.  He continuously refers to him as “The Machine.”

The Machine is Pat Burrell.  Photographic evidence at TheFightins.com.

UPDATE: SF fans "smoking weed" video after the jump.  Thanks to Samantha for the video.

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