Remember the kid who ruined his coaches' reputation by blowing a heated practice exchange out of proportion?

Well, he stole two drinks at Citizens Bank Park last night and is being charged with retail theft.

I would block-quote the piece from, but they've added some sort of goofy Meebo button that doesn't allow you to copy and paste… so we'll just tell you the rest of the story and not link back to them.

Police say Matt Kravchuk, 19, reached around the back of a concession stand and stole two bottles. They wouldn't say what was in the bottles, only that the total cost was $15. That's beer. 

He was taken to South Detectives where he was charged with retail theft. I guess that wrist is healing quite nicely.

Karma is a very angry bitch.

H/T to Daniel for sending