Your Morning Quickie

This isn’t really enough to call it a "roundup," so we’ll give a name with sexual undertones and throw you a few informative links. Sound good? Good.

– Ed Snider is clearly not happy with goaltender roulette.

– Carlos Ruiz is expected to rejoin the Phillies tomorrow (after playing in a rehab game tonight with Chase and Oswalt in Clearwater), which is good because Brian Schneider tweaked his hammy last night.

– Per your request- The Union tied last night (I’m shocked…)

– Ryan Bright doesn’t want you to pin the Flyers troubles on Michael Richards, as the Flyers are now calling him.

Dr. Culp is, of course, the Philly hand expert who has operated on Dom Brown, Chase Utley, and… yours truly, among others.