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And only YOU can prevent forest fires, but that's not what we're here to talk about (plus, this is now two consecutive posts mentioning Tony the Tiger and Smokey Bear- both of whom apparently had the same voice).

Beginning Monday on SportsNation, the show that features the glorious Michelle Beadle, you will have the opportunity to vote on which players receive 100 ratings in specific categories in Madden. On Tuesday, LeSean McCoy is in the running for "elusiveness." Eh. And on Friday, DeSean Jackson is up for a 100 rating in "speed," which is always the one attribute players complain about.

Monday
Throw Accuracy
Tuesday
Elusiveness
Aug. 24
Hit Power
Aug. 25
Spectacular Catch
Aug. 26
Speed
Tom Brady Jamaal Charles Ray Lewis Braylon Edwards Chris Johnson
Peyton Manning Adrian Peterson James Harrison Brandon Lloyd DeSean Jackson
Drew Brees Danny Woodhead Patrick Willis Larry Fitzgerald Jamaal Charles
Aaron Rodgers LeSean McCoy Rey Maualuga Calvin Johnson Devin Hester
Philip Rivers Ray Rice Clay Matthews Dez Bryant Jacoby Ford

Mark your calendars for Friday to vote for D-Jac. If he wins, my dream to take over the EA Sports network with the 2011 Eagles will be one step closer to reality. The Eagles are already approaching unstoppable (also known as the the NHLPA '93 Penguins). Having Vick at QB – for any team – already makes them the best offense in the game, add in the fastest player at wide receiver, a number of other suitable options, and a defense that allows you to bring the house while your corners shutdown the wide outs… and, well, you have yourself a winner. Plus, if D-Jac gets a 100 speed rating, we'll get to find out if his head gets any bigger.

If one of you talk bad about Michelle Beadle in the comments, our writer-reader relationship is over. Finished.