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This weekend, the Phillies’ broadcast made its first foray into interactive television with its “Ask The Booth” segment.  The Phillies asked you, the viewer, to pose questions to T-Mac, Wheels, and Sarge. As expected, the results were disastrous.

I pity the production assistant who was tasked with combing through the litany of #askthebooth Tweets to find ones that were suitable for air, let alone coherent. Here are some that didn’t quite make the cut. As always, your Tweets are unedited.

 

JCSdesign82 Jim Schugsta 

@Phillies Is Tom McCarthy tired of saying "Pretty impressive stuff" over and over again? #askthebooth

 

Danny_Donaghy Dan Donaghy 

#askthebooth how does this work

 

@Chiccywood: How did Shakespeare In Love beat Saving Private Ryan for Best Picture? I mean, for serious. #askthebooth

 

PhilliesFever :D 

#askthebooth Have you ever met the Xfinity turtles?

 

tut_ ₪ 

@philaphillies What's the grossest thing you've ever seen Joe Blanton eat? Be honest. #AskTheBooth

 

bbonner71 Bob Bonner 

Have you ever caught Wheeler staring at Utley while he showered? #askthebooth

 

 

adimike55 Adrian Hickman 

.@philaphillies since Scott Graham is no longer in Philly, how come TurkeyHill hasn't renamed Graham Slam to Wheels Slam? #AskTheBooth

 

raaaachel_4519 Rachel 

i accidentally sent my dad a sext last night that was meant for my boy and i don't know how to approach the situation. advice? #AskTheBooth

 

 

@kofiabiney: Will I get laid again at some point in my life or should I just stick to my right hand forever? #askthebooth

 

RobGerhart RobGerhart 

@philaphillies #askthebooth Where does Wheels buy his toupées?

 

msab20 Michael Sabatino 

. @philaphillies How do you two stand listening to each other? #askthebooth

 

dagreenhouse da greenhouse 

@philaphillies hey tmac, if the moon were made of bbq spare ribs, would ya eat it? #askthebooth

 

JRCarty Jason Carty 

@philaphillies #askthebooth do they make toupees in mohawk style?? #wheels

 

scrappleSports scrapple sports 

hey #askthebooth , has Wheels ever clogged the toilet on a road trip?@Phillies

 

rusty_kittin Russell D'Agostino 

@philaphillies #askthebooth how's muff feeling tonight?

 

tkesq TK 

Did Wheels just call the #askthebooth tweets filthy? @philaphillies

 

PhillyPhan3410 Hunter Maenner 

@philaphillies Have you guys ever met Jack McKeon and if so what does he trade? #askthebooth

 

inkenzceivable Mackenzie 

Less #askthebooth more Cliff Lee #makeitstop

 

Jrmcgeev John R. McGeever 

#askthebooth did cliff lee remind you of seabiscuit when he rounded 3rd?

 

t8designs t8designs 

@philaphillies so Wheels wasn't invited to the bbq at Dusty Bakers, huh? #Askthebooth

 

ryan2714 Ryan Cassidy 

can someone please please make an absolute ridiculous handle and ask a legitimate question to #AskTheBooth so the read it on air

 

NKluse_816 Nate Klusewitz 

@philaphillies is Cliff Lee cooler than Chuck Norris? #askthebooth

 

RobGerhart RobGerhart 

@philaphillies #askthebooth What more is there to the Sarge story? Is he a pill popper?

 

PhilsRallyMan John Schmidt 

How long to secure wheels' hairpiece? #askthebooth

 

MegReilly1 meg reilly 

Can you guys shutup? #AskTheBooth

 

DHimmel10 Doug Himmelreich 

@philaphillies why is #wheels so gay? #askthebooth

 

JoeS3737 Joe S. 

@philaphillies why does it seem like Wheeels jerks off every single player on the opposing team we face? #AskTheBooth

 

bdayshouts rfred5 

Why does it burn when I pee? #askthebooth

 

dnemetz20194 Dave Nemetz 

Who's the cute brunette in the red shirt who shows up on camera when a RH batter is up? #askthebooth

 

Pattig143 patrice g 

#askthebooth so seriously does the phanatic have a dad…and why do we never see him if he does @philaphillies

 

philsphan19 Holly 

Why is it that I can only enjoy an outdoor shower down the shore? #askthebooth

 

ItsNiceGuy Eddie 

#AskTheBooth How many squirrel pelts does Wheels go thru annually?

 

NQAPodcast NQAPodcast 

My epileptic girlfriend says I should adopt her daughters baby with a multiple sclerosis transgendered heroin addiction? #askthebooth

 

Atomic_Nads Tim Osman 

@AskTheBooth Who is the asshole with the Soviet Union tshirt behind home plate? #askthebooth

 

mleif Marc 

@philaphillies During long stretches on the road, have you two ever looked at each other and considered it? #askthebooth

 

conroyd1 Dave Conroy 

How often does Weels 'rub it on his pantalons, man!' ? #askthebooth

 

dnemetz20194 Dave Nemetz 

Are the lucky Citizens 7 fans really lucky?#askthebooth

 

ziggyroxymarley lovelee33 

#askthebooth. Does Wheels attend Plushie and Furrie conventions? I know I've see him

 

tkesq TK 

Sarge, does size really matter? @philaphillies #askthebooth

 

jonwoood Jon Wood 

@philaphillies #askthebooth is it true that wheeler sucks eggs?


 

Keep up the good work, folks.