Screen Shot 2011-10-19 at 9.08.06 AMCooter and Harry Z, Photo courtesy Flyers

Oh they’re soooo deep. Mmm.

The Ottawa Senators suck, let’s be real clear about that. But the Flyers smoked our Canadian friends, 7-2. Take a look at this stat sheet, translated as ages, not names: [Flyers goals]

24

23

23

27

22

18

24

 

Good lord. So young. So fresh. The Flyers had seven goals, three fights, and two career-first goals.

Sean Couturier – nickname Cooter – spoke with Coatsey after the game. There’s a vigorous Twitter debate about what’s on his neck: hickey or pimple. You decide.

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via (@getzy89) and (@BrauckDaddy)

Harry Zolnierczyk, who is shown above with Cooter and also scored his first goal last night, has been featured on this site before. Back in college, where Z performed moves like this, Harry got in some trouble with the law when he helped record his buddy having sex with an underage girl. Quite frankly, it sounds a lot worse than it was.

As always, Dave Isaac has your full recap. Your photo gallery is here. And your highlights are after the jump.

H/T to Ant for the links