Graham Spanier, The Worst University President in the History of The World, May Be Voted Out Today

The definition of sexual relations is fuzzy, Graham. Go with that.

Graham Spanier may very well be floating down the Susquehanna on a raft right now, trying to seamlessly blend in with women and children. But if he's not… well, then he'll probably be shitcanned later today: [Lehigh Valley Live]

Penn State University President Graham Spanier will either resign or be voted out by the end of today, a source close to the board of trustees told The Express-Times. 

An interim president, most likely Executive Vice President and Provost Rodney A. Erickson, will be appointed and a nationwide search for a permanent replacement will begin, according to the source who requested anonymity.

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