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Sometimes professional athletes pretend not to care about what outsiders, pundits, scriptuals and talking heads have to say about their (or their team’s) performance. But, sometimes, they do care.

Yesterday, Evan Turner took to the Tweets to fire a, um, threat at Magic Johnson, who was about to give his (long-awaited?) Top 5 Teams in the East list:

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Oh. Shit. It just got real. Anything but the documentary, bro.

Alas, Magic wrongly excluded the Sixers from his top five by instead putting the Celtics on the list, and we now fully expect that Beaker will be doing some serious iTunes cleansing today. The horror.