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DeSean Jackson is everywhere. His Twitter places him in anywhere from Miami to Philadelphia to Cali on any given day, but this weekend he was courtside at the Heat-Bulls game in Miami. Two weeks ago he was courtside at the Lakers-Heat game in Los Angeles. And somewhere in between he performed his best Mike Richards by self-picing with a Yankees hat on, and posing for the below shot with Lil Wayne (taken a few weeks ago):

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via D-Jac's Twitter

Dan Gross of Philly.com brings us these next two:  

Chase Utley, who spent most of the offseason in California while Jen gave birth to Baby Chase, is back in Philly. He was hanging out a L’Etage on 6th street Saturday night. 

Tony Battie watched porn star Richelle Ryan (NSFW link!!!) dance at Tattletales in Levittown last Thursday night.

According to reader (@PhillyDekes), $51 million goaltender Ilya Bryzgalov and his hot wife, Yevgeniya, were dining at the Capital Grille during last night's All-Star Game. I can also tell you that he’s not the married local athlete who once asked a CG waitress to send him nude pictures of herself. But I won’t tell you who that was. Discretion! 

Michael Vick was backstage at the UFC fight in Chicago. Our friends from Busted Coverage stumbled upon and photographed Vick, his fianceé, and some asstastic blonde who was gracious enough to turn her back to the camera.

Finally, Larry Anderson went without a shirt in this Mean Joe Green commercial spoof. The video is after the jump.

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Hop it, if you dare.

H/T to (@jbrieg)

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