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What did we learn this weekend? 

Drugs and tubs are bad. Nicki Minaj is the anti-Christ. Adele is white. LL Cool J is a robot. And the Flyers couldn’t defend a fat kid chasing his pet snail.

There, that about sums it up.

Let’s hit it.

 

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The roundup:

– I made you a picture of the Flyers’ horrible, porous, pathetic and non-existent defense against the Rangers on Saturday. Look!

– Kimmo Timonen called out teammates and maybe possibly the goalies.

– Adam Aron hinted that the Sixers might bring back Big Shot.

– The Eagles are going to franchise DeSean Jackson.

– The Phillies may acquire Vladimir Guerrero, Xavier Nady, Magglio Ordonez, or Manny Ramirez.

– The Wings wore Twitter handles on their jerseys this weekend: [via @mare_pal]

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– Puppy saved from a pipe! Puppy saved from a pipe! 

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Try to process the fact that she's not wearing anything right here. Can't do it, can you? Does not compute? Nope, does not compute. I repent, I repent!

– Alex Morgan is going to appear in the SI Swimsuit Edition in body paint. And yes, Virginia, there is a God.

– This girl tweeted Hunter Pence to let him know that she named her cat, pictured here, Hunter Pounce. 

– Ruben Amaro was a guest on Sports Final last night with an enthusiastic John Clark, who I once saw hovering over Jeff Carter and Ray Emery at Braca’s in Sea Isle.

– Finally, we’ll leave you with Whitney Houston’s I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me), because, you know… she was pretty good.