Your Morning Carts: I Went to the Left Coast to Get Drunk and Bang Bitches with Mike Richards Edition!
Oooooohmaaaahgawd. Wet Island goes to the left coast. Look out, vaginas.
Jeff Carter is the gayest straight man in the world right now. He has been traded to Los Angeles, where he will join former teammate and best friend Mike Richards, who lives about 30 feet from a gorgeous beach. All west coast ladies are advised to paint a really pretty picture on their ceilings.
An email from reader Dave:
Yeah, it's weird. Carts missed Richie. So much so, in fact, that he took a private jet to see him in Canada this summer. CSN's John Boruk explains the relationship:
Now, a pictorial retrospective, assembled from across the interwebtuals and previous Morning Carts posts:
Warning: Jeff Carter and Mike Richards pictorial retrospectives are best viewed while listening to Katy Perry's California Gurls. [click play]
