Screen Shot 2012-04-11 at 9.20.25 AMHer tanlines are configured in such a way that they actually spell out "Talbot was here"

Oh the Internet. Where else could you find puck bunny Penguins fans, whose boyfriends are “getting drafted,” preparing their Game 1 signs? Nowhere.

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Consider yourself judged.

Huge helmet punch to surrogate CB writer Fake Lavy, who found these signs on the Twitter account of Taylor (@Princesss_Sass), who has tweeted the above picture no less than five times since March 30 (I counted, because I have time for these things).

She also posted these signs, which she will presumably bring to tonight’s game… or use as the backdrop for a video destined to wind up on strippingvideos.tumblr.com. One or the other.

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Screen Shot 2012-04-11 at 9.17.10 AMSylvie is Briere's ex-wife

Keep going…

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These signs, by the way, are totally unrealistic. Does she really expect people to believe that Hartnell rebounded from his marriage with Briere's chunky ex-wife? Child please.

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Because it's the Cup.