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Athletes do the darndest things, like fuck their way out of divorces… and sext potential mates with romantic Tweets. As you can see, Christmas wants to come early this year:

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Yeah, that was probably meant to be a direct message. Christmas quickly deleted the Tweet.

Somewhere, Anthony Weiner is at full throttle.

H/T to fake me