I kind of figured that I'd unwillingly stumble into an awful why you ‘heff to be mad? impression during my TV debut.

All went well, I thought, until the awkward high-five… but I’m just going to blame Jenn for having small hands. 

Moments before we went on the air… Bernie Parent living the life, performing a puck-slinging stunt for the Preston and Steve Show:

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Never change, Bernie. Never change.

Video after the jump of Jenn trying – and failing – to kill watermelon Sidney Crosby. Bad omen.