I’m sure we’re all in for a slew of videos showing rodeo-averse Philly folks falling off the mechanical bull at PBR. And while something tells me the internet is already rife with these, I’m going to guess that the world is not ready for sloppy, drunk Phillies fans riding this thing on a nightly basis. So, let me submit to you this video of reader of reader Chris, who is chubby. He didn’t fare so well in his second attempt on the bull. Also, blood.

That is a Phillies jacket he’s wearing– not Giants. Find Chris on Twitter (@kissmeimbish).

Oh, and Chris– perhaps you and your hot-sounding friends should take some lessons from this chick (not at Xfinity Live!).