Hey, let’s just enjoy some more shared misery, shall we? 

 

T-Mac

Last night, Sarge and T-Mac tackled the subject of African Americans in baseball. As you might imagine, T-Mac handled the delicate conversation with the grace of a first grader reading a book report to his class. Each word, carefully selected from his limited vocabulary.

 

Hunter Pence and Shane Victorino Vow to Win the All-Star Game

I don’t think this one needs a punchine.

 

And Don’t Worry, Shane Victorino isn’t Worried About The Sky Falling

[Phillies.com]

“I’m not worried about it,” Phillies center fielder Shane Victorino said. “We’ve got 100 games left, or 99 or whatever it is. There’s no reason [to worry]. This game itself has enough worries.”

 

Like being 9.5 games back.

Chase Utley’s Lack of Knees

Chasey was 0-5 last night against single-A pitching.

 

Sad Ball Man is Sad

This Joe Blanton lookalike interfered with a ball in-play last night. 

 

The Phillies Hate Your Children

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This snippet, sent to us by reader (@broadstbound), and also featured on Barstool, details the experience of one parents during Little League day at Citizens Bank Park last week.